Link Government often has 10 agencies doing one job

usatoday:

A new government report on duplication and fragmentation in federal programs can read like a book of “screw-in-a-light-bulb” jokes.

It takes 10 different offices at the Department of Health and Human Services to run programs addressing AIDS in minority communities. Autism research is spread out over 11 different agencies. Eight agencies at the Defense Department are looking for prisoners of war and missing in action. And Schriever Air Force Base in Colorado has eight different satellite control centers to control 10 satellite programs.

The report, by the non-partisan Government Accountability Office, identifies 26 new areas where federal government programs are fragmented, duplicative, overlapping or just inefficient. Add that to the 162 areas identified in past reports, and Congress has a road map for saving tens of billions of dollars a year.

But it’s more important that we propose 300 bills repealing Obamacare and banning gay marriage. And bitching about the deficit…wait…what was that last one again?

Apr 9

xbox:

Xbox One’s first ID@Xbox indie, Strike Suit Zero: Director’s Cut, is out now.

Wow…this looks absolutely amazing…if only I had an XB1 :( Perhaps this fall…

Apr 9
Awesome.

Awesome.

Apr 9
evanburnout:

Unfortunately, still not the ones they’re looking for.

LMFAO!

evanburnout:

Unfortunately, still not the ones they’re looking for.

LMFAO!

Apr 9

Ladies and gentlemen, Griffon Ramsey. Girl’s got skills.

Apr 8

laughingsquid:

Wild Species of Cats Play With and Rip Apart Rolls of Toilet Paper

Doesn’t matter how big they are, there are a few things all cats have in common…

Apr 8
The burnie bobble head is in place above my desk at work. Thanks roosterteeth for making such cool shit :)

The burnie bobble head is in place above my desk at work. Thanks roosterteeth for making such cool shit :)

Apr 8

mulerone:

Hulk is tired of your shit

The secret is, he is always angry.

Which reminds me: when in the hell is marvelentertainment going to announce the Hulk movie that Ruffalo deserves? Is he going to be stuck with Avengers 1 and 2 and that’s it?

Apr 8
This amuses me.

This amuses me.

Apr 8

kittydoom:

(to Ian McKellen) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

Omg, this is adorable.

I still find it beyond hilarious how tight he and Patrick Stewart are. And by hilarious I also mean awesome.